Smartphone
Categories: Tech
Not just a phone. A computer mashed up with a phone. A phone that doesn't just ring, but recognizes the number of the caller...and blocks it. (Yeah, Mary never should have dumped you before the NFL draft.)
It's smart. It...knows stuff. It has cell tower smart connectivity that shows you where you last left your phone (likely guess: men's bathroom at the bar last night), and it lets others track you (unless you turn off the tracker feature). It lets you download apps and software that let the phone do...more stuff.
It's smart. Like you're supposed to be.
See: Smart Home.
