Case File: Menelaus vs. Paris
Police Reports
Case Description: Complainant (Menelaus) accuses Defendant (Paris) of adultery and theft. Pretty boy Paris took off with Menelaus' gorgeous wife, Helen, taking her back with him to Troy.
Case Status: Case closed. Menelaus called up his brother Agamemnon, who led a gigantic army of Greeks against the city of Troy. Ten years and tons of bloody battles later, Troy was in ruins.