Amun's Conversations
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is having an identity crisis.
That might literally be true for you .
You did kind of... absorb me.

It's not like I *asked* for any of this! Holy cow. This is the last time I share anything personal online…

Oh shoot, did I accidentally tag you there? My bad, Hath. I mean "holy cow" as a figure of speech.

Dude, Amun, the weather is AMAZING today. We gotta get out and do something.
They totally are. This communal housing thing is kind of overrated.

checked in at Opet Pre-Party in Karnak

Yup. Getting ready for the ride to Luxor. Mut's getting all prettied up and meeting me on the boat.
The acrobats are going to be so good this year.

Sweet. We just got a new home theater set-up down here in the Underworld. I love watching parades with surround sound.
Your holiness, we have a bunch of mortals over here asking for favors. What time are you going to be here?
Did you check under the bed, honey?

Yes. And the front closet and the dining room table. Okay Hori, I'm hustling, I promise. I'll just grab my Upper Egypt crown today. Tell them I'll be there in 5.
:'( I'm shedding tears for you