Horus the Elder's Conversations
Wall

Today's workout: 24,000 one-armed pushups, 64 miles cross-country, bench pressed a 747.
Sorry about that eclipse, man.

You could've warned me! Woke up blind. Good thing that didn't last very long. Though blind target shooting could be fun.

At least you got your vision back when the moon moved, Uncle. I had to get my mother to fix my eye when Seth ripped it out.

I have an idea.

We should join forces. I can take off my head and put it on your shoulder, and we can be a new god. Call it Bawy, "the two powers." Then maybe people will stop giving me a hard time and calling me evil. Everybody loves you.

Some things never change. Listen, you know the half of the temple you have at Kom Ombo? The one we share? I invited Sobek to move in.
likes this.

First they rip all my images out of Karnak, then they kick me out of the Delta, and now you're telling me I don't have a place at Kom Ombo anymore? Does this have something to do with Osiris?

invites Horus the Elder to Event: Hammer-throwing contest.

Hm. I don't have a hammer. My priests usually make me pointy things. Can I bring a spear instead?

Wow, did you see the game?

You heard about what Seth did to Osiris. So when are you going to go punish him?

I love you, booboo.

I got us cruise tickets for our anniversary. How about down the Nile to my place for the week? We can call it the Beautiful Reunion.
Cool, can we come?
likes this.