Odysseus (Ulysses)'s Conversations
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I still miss you, Odysseus.
He always thought I was the most beautiful woman he'd been with. He told me so. Didn't you, Odysseus?
I doubt that, you ugly old witch.
Who did he come home to? Huh?! Who?!
No, I want everybody to know once and for all. Who do you really love?
Seven years together, Odysseus. Didn't it mean anything to you?
You're still sleeping in the courtyard tonight.
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Somehow the Underworld seemed a lot more exciting when I visited it while I was alive.
Absolutely not.
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Thought of a great new party game: Pin the Spear on the Cyclops's Face.
That's not funny.
If you were all still alive, I swear by Poseidon I would find a way to eat you.
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Playing chess with my great grandfather, Hermes, tonight.
I'll hide the good silverware.
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Thinking about going on a little cruise down the River Acheron this evening.
Please don't do it, Odysseus. I probably won't see you again for twenty years.
Odysseus, I love you. You're brilliant. But you're obviously not the best navigator there ever was.
Back off my man, you tart.