Charlie Quotes

Charlie

Quote 22

Masturbation is when you rub your genitals together until you have an orgasm. Wow! (1.8.2)

So that's what that Divinyls song means… Thanks for the clarification there, Charlie.

Charlie

Quote 23

I told Sam that I dreamt that she and I were naked on the sofa, and I started crying because I felt bad. (1.8.5)

Relationship advice: don't tell someone you just met that you had a sex dream about her. You might cry, too. Because you've been slapped. With a restraining order.

Charlie

Quote 24

My aunt Helen was molested. I hate that word. (2.13.8)

Charlie gets exposed to pretty much all the negative sides of sex. Aunt Helen's molestation in particular leads to a very traumatic situation for Charlie.